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AND IT ISN'T ONLY MEN who have warm debates in saloons. One day, two ladies were going at it hammer and tongs, but genteelly, as ladies are wont to do--no fisticuffs, no hair-pulling, just words. Time passed, and the barbs became increasingly acid, the taunts more cutting. One feminine barfly reached for a topper. "Dearie," she said, "men run after my kisses."