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ANYWAY, what was in this month's grab bag but the sad and harrowing tale of a Chicago singer who was yanked off a barstool by a goat! It seems that the goat was a prize somebody had won and then had tethered to the barstool while he went off to celebrate his victory. Along came our singer and parked herself heavily upon said stool. The goat became upset and took off, dragging the barstool with him and dumping the diva unceremoniously onto the sawdust. She sued the saloon--and collected.