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WILD HARE DEPT.: Back home in Indiana, the professors at Purdue decided to experiment to determine the effects of hooch on various types of animals. Why they were doing this, we don't know, but we do know (the newspaper we stole this from says so) that one morning the scientists sent out a hurry call for another gross of glass feeding tubes. It seems that, the night before, a usually tame and well-behaved rabbit had run amok and smashed all the glassware in the lab.