Once Over Lightly

ANOTHER BUSINESS didn't do so well. That was the burglary enterprise run by two wishful if inept drunks. These two half-bagged heroes of the night hit upon a beautiful scheme: They would burgle the bartending school and thus come away with both loot and booze. They broke in all right, only to discover that the school used play money--and colored water. On top of that, they were caught. As the saying goes, some days one really shouldn't get out of bed.