Once Over Lightly

GONE FLYING DEPT.: One of the brethren of the bushes went for an airplane trip. He was very frightened of the whole thing and fortified himself with large doses of Old Shoesole. It numbed his head, but did nothing for the state of his stomach. As luck would have it, the flight was turbulent, and our half-bagged warrior of the skies deposited most of his lunch on the chest of a very large Texan sleeping in the next seat. Now our buddy was really scared.