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ANOTHER DOCTOR had a friend with whom he fished frequently and shared a jug just as frequently, if not more so. Early one morning, they went fishing, well-equipped with internal medication. After they got ashore, they returned to the doctor's office to enjoy a little more stimulant and to weigh the big flounder they had caught. The weighing took considerably longer than it should have, as that sort of thing always does.