Once Over Lightly

WHILE WE'VE GOT YOU in the mountains, you might as well hear about Zeke and Ned. They lived so much farther back than the guy with morning sickness that, although they had heard of trains, they had never seen one. So one day, slinging a couple of jugs of corn squeezin's over their shoulders, they went on a walking tour, finally arriving at a hillside overlooking the track far below. As they sat there, the Southern Express came hurtling along and disappeared into a tunnel in the mountain.