The Anecdote Bin

ACCORDING to C. H., of Indiantown, Fla. there's a lesson for us all in the story of the judge who scanned the record of the pitiful and shaking boozer before the bench and said, "John, this makes thirteen times in less than a year that you've been in this court because of drinking. I've fined you, put you in jail, referred you to AA and even prayed for you. I don't know what to do. Have you anything to say?"