Once Over Lightly

WHILE WE'RE IN THE REGION of the mouth, and since this tale deals with our own trade, we must tell you about the Texas oilman who went to see his dentist about a troublesome fang. The Texan was well fortified by bourbon and branch water, and when the tooth-carpenter inquired as to where he should begin his labors, the oil tycoon said expansively, "Oh, just drill anywhere, son. I feel lucky today!"