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WELL, THE KID WAS ENTITLED to his opinion, as was a certain sozzled citizen who entered a bar and in a lordly manner ordered drinks for the house, including the bartender himself. As the patrons downed their potions and expressed their thanks, the lush waved them off. "Don't thank me," he said. "I can't pay for them." Whereupon the barkeep threw him out.