Once Over Lightly
WE'RE INDEBTED to W. P. S. of Maryland for this story about a patrol car that had cruised past a certain house several times in succession one night. On each occasion, the officers had spotted a suspicious-looking character fumbling with the front doorknob, so they made a check. The man was obviously drunk, and when they asked what he was doing, he stated that he lived there. "Why don't you go in, then?" asked one of the troopers.