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NOW, FOR A CHANGE OF PACE, we'll tell you about a boozehead who spent a day duck-hunting and drinking. At dusk, he started back to his car, but got lost and wandered for hours. About 2:00 AM, he came upon a farmhouse and began pounding on the door. Finally, a window opened upstairs, and the angry farmer yelled down, "What do you want?"