June 1976
Once Over Lightly
Sense and nonsense on the road to recovery
IT WAS JUST a slight case of misunderstanding, like one that Ed L. of Maine submitted. Seems that a certain lush had been arrested and hauled in to see the judge. The beak asked him sternly, "Have you ever been up before me previously?"
"I dunno," replied the miscreant. "What time do you get up?"