March 1976
Once Over Lightly
Sense and nonsense on the road to recovery
SO HE ASKED A QUESTION and he got an answer. That brings to mind a story sent in by J. C. S. of New Hampshire. It goes like this:
A candidate for mayor in a small town called on a local minister to solicit his vote. "Before I decide," said the clergyman, "I'd like to ask you something. Do you drink intoxicating beverages?"
"Before I answer," replied the candidate, "I'd like to clear up something. Is that an inquiry or an invitation?"
