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JAY B. OF CONNECTICUT sent in a story about a fellow who still had his teeth but was bald, having suffered the total loss of hair on his face and scalp from some type of illness. He also suffered from alcoholism but finally made it to AA. The first time he spoke at a meeting, he began with the words "My name is John S., and as you can see, I'm not here because of a problem with dandruff."