Once Over Lightly

INCIDENTALLY, GENTLE READERS, if you can stand a little bitter truth, you aren't exactly overwhelming us with your contributions of jokes to this department. Once Over Lightly works somewhat like a gum-ball machine--you put something in at the top if you want the goodies to come out at the bottom. With 108,000 subscribers, surely more than a few dozen every few months can send in a few stories. Have a little pity on the poor guy who writes this column.