Once Over Lightly

FROM ARIZONA, R. S. reports on two soaks who were passengers in a four-engine plane. In mid-flight, the pilot announced that one engine had failed and arrival would be an hour late. They were having a drink to that when word came that a second engine had conked out, delaying the plane another hour. Several highballs later, the intercom advised them that a third motor had quit and they would be three hours late.