July 1980
Once Over Lightly
Sense and nonsense on the road to recovery
SPEAKING OF WILD ANIMALS: C. H. of Washington submitted a story about a bear that wandered into a bistro and sat at the bar. A glassy-eyed drunk on the next stool put his arm around the beast, whereupon it knocked him flat on the floor. Sitting up groggily, the souse muttered, "Wow! Give some women a fur coat and they think they own the world!"
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