December 1981
Once Over Lightly
Sense and nonsense on the road to recovery
THAT FARMER must have been as startled as the drunk who attended a country auction. One item up for bids was a rare old hand-blown whiskey bottle, which finally sold for $89. The bottle was handed over to the successful bidder, and the lush, standing nearby, got a good look at it. "Gosh-a-mighty!" he exclaimed. "It's empty!"
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