The Anecdote Bin

UNITED PRESS INTERNATIONAL reports several items of some interest. The first concerns the antics of a ninety-pound baboon named Juju, which ran away from home after drinking three cans of beer. Its owner said Juju can become belligerent when soused, that it prefers wine, and that neighbors are always giving the baboon booze. "Baboon on a Binge" was the apt headline.