March 1982
Once Over Lightly
Sense and nonsense on the road to recovery
AN AA POLICEMAN from Florida recounts two of his adventures with drunk drivers. The first lush was asleep at the wheel of his car at a nonfunctioning stoplight. When the cop told him that the signal had been out of order for three days, the crafty drunk replied, "That long, huh? No wonder I fell asleep waiting for it to turn green."
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