Serenity Shock

I AM A charter-bus driver. One morning recently, I was tooling my bus down one of our major highways toward the Big Apple. I was trying to retain a sense of calm while contending with bad weather, inconsiderate drivers, and a load of jovial but noisy college students on their way home for a long weekend. Suddenly, a feeling of relief washed over me. I was passing a car, and on its bumper was prominently displayed one of our AA sayings: KISS. Underneath was the explanation: Keep It Simple, Stupid.