January 1983
Once Over Lightly
Sense and nonsense on the road to recovery
EVIDENTLY, he didn't like animals, real or imaginary. The New Reporter tells of a lush who awoke one morning with the DTs and saw a grinning ape sitting at the foot of his bed. Reaching for a pistol from the drawer of the night stand, he took unsteady aim and said, "Monkey, if you're real, you're in a hell of a fix. If you're not, then I am."
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