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GOING BACK to that mention of fish: In Michigan, where the limit catch of trout is ten per day, a tipsy angler came across an illegal net set in the creek. Pulling it in, he found that it held a couple dozen trout. He was cramming the last of them into his fish basket when a big, steely-eyed hulk of a man stepped out of the woods and strode up to him. "I'm a game warden," the man said, "and you're under arrest for having too many fish."