January 1984
Once Over Lightly
Sense and nonsense on the road to recovery
THE BOOTLEGGER in this story from J. C. of Illinois believed in taking his time. A customer was at his home in the hills, making a buy, when he saw a pig coming up the road with a newspaper in its mouth. The odd thing about the animal was that it had a wooden leg. "That's a pretty smart pig," he remarked.
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