Once Over Lightly

A STORY from R. H. of Kansas tells about a private pilot and his friend, who were joyriding in a small plane. Against all regulations, they had been drinking heavily before takeoff, and when it came time to land, the pilot didn't know north-south from east-west. The result was that the instant the plane touched down, it flipped over on its back. But with the luck of the intoxicated, they walked away unhurt.