The Craziest Army In the World

WHAT IF AA were an army? Mission: Maintain sobriety and liberate enslaved people from alcohol. It would be the screwiest--and probably the most efficient--army the world has ever known. Every member an escaped POW and a front-line fighter. No hash marks for length of sobriety. Everybody eagerly volunteering for KP, stable detail, and garbage detail. Only one Supreme Commander, who prefers that every soldier be in dose, personal contact with him, but as they individually understand him. He is seldom, if ever, seen. His general orders come through the IGC (informed group conscience).