Ham on Wry

THIS STORY ABOUT AN ACTIVE ALCOHOLIC came from N. A. of Toronto, Ont. Seems the lady was rummaging through her garbage, trying to put together the dregs of her last few days' bottles. To her surprise, a genie popped out of one of the empties, and offered the astonished woman three wishes. After mulling it over a bit, she decided on her first wish: that the bottle she was holding be kept perpetually full of her favorite wine, no matter how much of it she drank.