Ham on Wry

THIS INCIDENT ACTUALLY HAPPENED to D. N. of Miami Shores, Florida, a retired attorney sober in AA for 41 years. He was purchasing an item in a local department store, and the salesclerk asked to see his identification. When he opened his wallet, out fell his Bar Association card, which read FLORIDA BAR CARD. Without thinking, the salesclerk jumped to the wrong conclusion. He said, "Wow! You must go there a lot if they give you your own card."