Ham on Wry

TWO VIEWS FROM THE OTHER SIDE: A group of winos decided to pay their last respects to one of their recently departed cohorts. After viewing the open casket, one remarked to his chums, "Gee, Eddie sure looks good since he quit drinking." And how about the purse-snatching drunk who was arrested and brought out front for the police lineup. He leaned forward, squinted through the glare of lights, looked straight down at his victim and exclaimed, "Yep, she's the one all right."