Ham on Wry

A FEW MONTHS AGO we printed readers' suggestions of ways to say "no" to a drink if offered one. T. M. sent in a few more: No thank you, I might forget where I parked my car. . .if I'm going to blow my diet, I'd rather eat junk food. . .I'm saving all my brain cells for science. . .I don't look good in lampshades. . .my life is weird enough already. And finally, just plain "no."