March 1987
Ham on Wry
WE HEARD ABOUT AN ANGRY HUSBAND who told his wife one night when she came home drunk, that "Lips which touch liquor will never touch mine." Some time later, he noticed she was deep in thought and asked what her dilemma was. She replied: "I'm trying to decide between twelve-year-old scotch and fifty-year-old lips."
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