March 1987
Ham on Wry
A DRUNK ON A BUS staggered up the aisle and finally flopped into a seat beside a little old man. The man looked the drunk up and down, snorted, and said, "I've got news for you, fella. You're going straight to hell!" The drunk leaped up and exclaimed, "Good heavens, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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