Ham on Wry

C. C. OF NORTH HOLLYWOOD, CALIF., a frequent contributor, submits the following: Three rowdy-drunk young motor scooterists loudly parked their scooters in front of a small-town cafe one afternoon and stormed inside, just as a meek middle-aged man was being served his order at the counter. Descending upon the man's upon the man, shouting "I'm hungry," one youth seized the man's hamburger, another his french fries, and the third his piece of pie.