Ham on Wry

C. C. OF NORTH HOLLYWOOD, CALIF., a frequent contributor, reminds us of the story about a housewife who answered the doorbell and found a solicitor on the front porch. The man asked, "Madame, would you like to contribute something to a home for hopeless drunks?" The woman nodded, "Yes, if you wait a few minutes I'll pack his suitcase and bring my husband right out."