Ham on Wry

G. F. OF MADISON, WISC., submitted one about the two drunks who'd been drinking martinis all day. Along about dinnertime, one of them realized they shouldn't be drinking on empty stomachs. Whereupon they looked at each other--two minds with but a single thought--and popped their respective olives in their mouths. In unison, they called the bartender over to order after-dinner drinks.