Tools of the Trade

Once, a man was sitting in his living room when he heard some loud noises outside. Looking out of his window he saw a large flat-bed truck backed up to his neighbor's lawn to deliver a very large granite block. The block appeared to be about six or seven feet by ten feet and must have weighed a ton. After a great deal of backing and jockeying the truck was finally in place immediately in the center of the neighbor's front lawn. Using a great crane, the block was lifted off the truck.