Ham on Wry

A PAIR OF BEER-SWILLING FISHERMEN out in the noonday sun in a rented boat after much casting and paddling at last found the perfect fishing spot and caught their limit. "This is a great spot," said Bill. "Let's come back here tomorrow."

"But how will we be able to find this spot," asked Bob. "This is a big lake."

"Nothing easier," says Bill, "We just carve a notch on the side of the boat where we've been casting our lines."

"Boy, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard," said Bob. "Suppose they give us a different boat tomorrow?"