Ham on Wry

Thinking way beyond Fantasia were the "two old-timers in Scotland, discussing their glory days of drinking." According to Troy A., Queens Village, New York, one came right out with it: "If I die before you, would you mind sprinkling a quart of the best Scotch over my grave?" The other mulled it over, then said, "Would you mind if I passed it through my kidneys first?"