October 1989
Ham on Wry
WE HEARD FROM Dick L. of Hyannis, Massachusetts, about the drunk who was so loaded the bartender was reluctant to serve him another. "I'm as steady as a surgeon," said the drunk, and to prove it he picked up a dart lying on the bar and tossed it 60 feet across the room and hit a bullseye on the dartboard. "Well, do I get a drink?"
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