Ham on Wry

LARGE MONKEY JUMPS ONTO BARSTOOL. Barkeep goes to shoo him away, notices $20 bill in his hand, says, "What'll you have?" Monkey points to nearest patron's mug. Barkeep brings him a beer, gives him $10 change for the $20. Monkey downs beer, makes for the door. Bartender calls after him, "Come back soon, we don't see many monkeys in here." Miffed, monkey calls back, "At your prices, you won't be seeing many more of us, either."