Ham on Wry

A SMALL PUB IN IRELAND. Every Tuesday for a month, Clancy comes in and places the same order, "I'll be having three pints." The proprietor finally has to ask, "Clancy, why don't you order a pint at a time?" And Clancy explains, "When my brothers, Sean and Liam, went to Australia we promised we'd each down three pints every Tuesday. To be keeping the bond of family on our minds, you see."