Ham on Wry

A COWBOY USED TO GET DRUNK with his horse. The man finally found AA, but the horse kept on guzzling, unable to kick it. Feeling guilty, the cowpoke asked his group's secretary if he might bring his horse to a meeting. The trusty servant called a business meeting, and reported back that the group conscience had approved the cowboy's request, noting that they'd never had a whole horse at a meeting before.