July 1991
Ham on Wry
"WHY DID YOU STEAL THAT TAXICAB?" asked the judge. So the inebriated defendant fumbled around in his pockets, fished out the taxi company's advertising card, and read it aloud: "When you're drunk, don't drive. Take one of our cabs."
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