Ham on Wry

A SOT WHO HAD SUFFERED THE NAGGING and browbeating of his wife for many years finally decided to take the advice of his drinking pals, and start asserting himself. So the next morning, after dinner, he announced to his spouse, "From now on, I'm running the show. Keep your mouth shut and do as I say. For instance, tonight I'm going out on the town alone--and guess who's going to lay out my best suit for me, and tie my bow tie?"