Ham on Wry

A TRIO OF NEWLY SOBER beginners stood talking on a street corner one night after a meeting. They discussed AA for some 45 minutes or more, when a man stuck his head out of a window four stories above them and begged, "Hey, fellas--if you'll go home and let me get to sleep, I promise I'll never touch the stuff again as long as I live!" (who says it's true.)