April 1992
Ham on Wry
THE MORNING AFTER the wild party, Charley wakes up. All he can remember is wandering about the neighborhood, and at some point encountering a beautiful blond lady in a home with gold bathroom fixtures. Hungover, he goes out in search of the girl of his dreams, trying every house for miles around before finally ringing the right bell. The beautiful blond opens the door. To make sure, Charley asks, "Pardon me, do you happen to have a gold bathroom?"
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