October 1992
Ham on Wry
AND FROM THE LAND OF THE MORNING CALM: A drunk's wife told me it was like being married to Santa Claus: he comes home every night with a bag on. I told her I knew him from his local bar, where we said he drinks Parcel Post style: comes in half-bagged, goes out completely smashed."
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