Ham on Wry

A DRUNK SAT IN A PIZZA PARLOUR sipping a beer while waiting for a slice. A strange woman approached him closely, bent down and, half-crying, whispered in his ear, "Forgive me, but you look exactly like my husband who left me five years ago without even saying goodbye. Would you mind giving me a little hug and waving bye-bye as I leave? It would mean a lot to me."