January 1993
Ham on Wry
YOU DON'T always get what you want. G. K. of Pennsylvania sent in a story about a drunk who went to a fried chicken joint. It was near closing time, and everything had been sold except some chicken wings. When he ordered dinner, the waitress asked apologetically, "Sir, would you be satisfied with wings?"
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